kahswan:

wash…

at target without a clear objective lads

mixed-apocalyptic:

urban-cryptid:

newdoges:

Damn this one cuts deep huh? Where are y'all extracting these memories from??

When was the conference held that taughf parents the same lies to tell children?

otherwindow:

otherwindow:

The Shape of Water needs to be part of a series on monster romance.

• The Shape of Water - Merman Boyfriend ✅
• The Shape of Fire - Hell Demon Fiance
• The Shape of Earth - Bog Creature Wife
• The Shape of Air - Thirst Trap Mothman

• The Shape of Shadow - Venom ✅

fakehistory:

Spanish Conquest of the Aztec Empire c.1520

johnmulaneys:

can’t argue with that

kookeybird:

shitslytherinssay:

adamtots:

It’s canon now, she said so

I’m crying in the dark

islandofmisfits:

sexandtheastrology:

What patterns have y’all noticed in the people you tend to attract or be attracted to ? 

They don’t want me lol

christinecanigula:

short story: technology…… bad

every english teacher ever: hholy shit…. oh my god??? oh my fuckingf. literary masterpiece oh my GOD

doesnotloveyou:

me, picking up any superhero comic book 

sludgefriend:

sludgefriend:

sludgefriend:

sludgefriend:

sludgefriend:

sludgefriend:

sludgefriend:

sludgefriend:

sludgefriend:

i’m gonna start generating my own conspiracy theories

aliens are dinosaurs that became advanced and fled earth

all water is secretly bad for you

flat universe theory

mushrooms think

WW3 happened but was covered up

moon egg theory

dark fire department

tony hawk soul transplant